Cold Water

As if Felix Krull and Zelig got together to shake things up in Berlin

Friedrich Bender’s childhood home isn’t exactly the most exciting. Growing up in East Germany isn’t necessarily a wild adventure. But things get interesting when, at camp, Friedrich takes up with the daughter of English communists, who’s not just from West Germany, but – serious craziness – is a punk to boot. In the eyes of his classmates, this makes him a star, eyed with envy. There’s just one small catch: This punk girl doesn’t actually exist. Friedrich Bender just made her up. He’s also embellished – or downright invented – some of socialism’s incredible accomplishments, which, as an agitator, he’s supposed to announce to the class every day.

And while the fall of the Wall leaves his parents, loyal to the party line, and most of his classmates in a state of shock for years, Friedrich quickly grasps the new rules: This young man with his creative relationship to reality can soon be seen by the currency exchange booths at the Zoo station, where he manages to bring in more than a tidy little sum of seed money. As a student, he’s so put off by the overcrowded lecture halls and tough seminars that he comes up with another way of graduating quickly. As for working life in the capitalist West, as far as Friedrich is concerned, it doesn’t seem to set any limits at all…

Jakob Hein has written a superb picaresque novel about an East German who out-Wests the West Germans. But also about someone who runs away from himself with made-up stories for so long that eventually there’s nothing left of him anymore.

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  • Publisher: KiWi-Taschenbuch
  • Release: 05.10.2017
  • ISBN: 978-3-462-05058-5
  • 240 Pages
  • Author: Jakob Hein
Cold Water
Jakob Hein Cold Water
Urban Zintel
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Jakob Hein

Jakob Hein , born in 1971, works as a psychiatrist and has published numerous books. His book Hypochondriacs Live Longer (2020) stayed on the SPIEGEL bestseller list for several weeks. His latest novel The Hypnotist  was published in 2022.